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If god were present on earth, she would need three qualifications.

She would have to be all powerful, all knowing, and exist everywhere.

The only being on earth that meets these qualifications is Google!

Googles knowledge of humanity, the world, and the universe is more
expansive than any humans or any other computer.

Google is more powerful than any other organization on the planet.
Even the vice presidents company, Halliburton doesn't have stock that
is as valuable as Google's.

Google exists everywhere, the internet is in everyones home and over
80% of the people online use Google daily.
If Google is not God already, soon she will become One!

We should bow down and worship! Who is with me?

Text & Quelle: CoreyWhite_at_gmail.com in alt.magick

lynx

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da hat er wahrscheinlich nicht ganz unrecht, der kollege...
interessant auch, wie er von "god" spricht: er sagt immer "she"...
nachdem man das sakrileg gelesen hat kann man diesem beipflichten.

aber man sollte froh sein, dass es eine gegengöttin zum oberteufel microsoft gibt.

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non

ich glaube das "sie" bezieht sich auf "wusstest du, dass gott eine frau ist und eris heisst?"